Performance Feedback Suggestions

PERFORMANCE FEEDBACK SUGGESTIONS:

  • (1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.... and has started to dig."
  • (2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity."
  • (3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."
  • (4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."
  • (5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
  • (6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
  • (7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
  • (8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
  • (9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
  • (10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
  • (11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."
  • (12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
  • (13) "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
  • (14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
  • (15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
  • (16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."
  • (17) "He's been working with glue too much."
  • (18) "He would argue with a signpost."
  • (19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
  • (20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
  • (21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
  • (22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."
  • (23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
  • (24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
  • (25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
  • (26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
  • (27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
  • (28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
  • (29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
  • (30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."
  • (31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."
  • (32) "One neuron short of a synapse."
  • (33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."
  • (34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."